I can sum up everything wrong with Baton Rouge in one brief story. I was in Baton Rouge for Christmas, and the day after I went to New Orleans with my brother and two of his friends from Baton Rouge to hang out and watch the Saints-Falcons on MNF at a bar. We were debating where to eat. I finally dragged everyone to Mother's for po-boys. My brother's one friend was annoyed the whole time, because when she's in New Orleans, she likes to eat at really good restaurants, not places like Mother's. And her favorite restaurant in New Orleans?