I could care less who wins an NBA title. I want the Hornets to win one soon, but I am a realist and with that I have come to the realization that we aren't winning one for 2 or 3 years at least.
In the meantime I want the Lakers to win it, just in spite of Lebron.
If you say something trivial and want it to sound important, just say your age before it.
"I'm 45, and I want a sandwich!"