i am sorry to say, i must announce my retirement.....snote has given me the opportunity of a lifetime....i would like to thank my coaches and fellow players for being able to share with me the greatness of snote.....if it were not for snote, i would be face down in a gutter somewhere with a empty bottle of wild turkey in hand.....i love snote, but i know when my time is up....it has been a blessing to be a part of.....i hope to come back as a snote analyst someday


thanks, antipop

We have not even started and some of you have been in trouble already and now this. How am I going to do my job?

snote has passed me up....i just don't have enough in the tank

Are you going to pull a Junior Seau and come back to Snote?

after all i have done for this franchise it seems that nobody really cares

You are not retiring. Snote makes that decision. Snote will let you know when Snote is done with you.

I hope you'll be moving out of Kenna...

I hope you'll be moving out of Kenna...


now that is just silly

This isn't funny. NOLaSteve moves up to the third spot.

antipop's loss is my gain. I shall not let my Snoteball teammates down.

antipop's loss is my gain. I shall not let my Snoteball teammates down.

If you do let the all-mighty Snote down, he will have to trade you for Jonathan Sullivan

Thank you. Keep up the good work, you are the new Colston.

with the announcement of antipops retirement, I will forgo my last year of collegiate
eligibility.

I am currently shopping for a Snote agent so I can enter the Snote draft.

with the announcement of antipops retirement, I will forgo my last year of collegiate
eligibility.

I am currently shopping for a Snote agent so I can enter the Snote draft.

What is your 40 time?

What is your 40 time?

I hope it is acceptable for snote. He always has high demands.

What is your 40 time?
At the Snote Combine I didn't get an actually time, but just watching him run I could tell he's a heckuva BEAST!

I played against JJ in high school, and he was by far the best Snoteballer on his team. Coach killah, we gotta get this guy.

I tried to OD on some Flintstones vitamins. I'm sorry coach, I didnt mean to be a distraction.

I played against JJ in high school, and he was by far the best Snoteballer on his team. Coach killah, we gotta get this guy.
What?! JJ's a coach killer??

No. The coach is named killah. You're treading thin ice mister.