How to shut up opposing fans....

[parlorcitysaint]

As this is the locker room, and as we've all occasionally been at a loss as to having the best put down for opposing team's fans, I thought that we could come up with a few and help each other out.

I've got a couple for you to keep in mind next time you're dealing with rams or falcons fans:

Y'know why they named 'em the "st. louis rams"?

Because it's more politically correct than "st. louis sheep humpers"

Why did they name your team "the atlanta falcons"?

Because "NAMBLA" was already taken.


C'mon, WhoDat nation! Let's help one another out by providing each other ammunition for that moment when we need the ultimate put down for some arrogant, noneducated fan of another team.

[Ezra:King_of_N.O.]

Ignoring opposing fans, the comebacks of alllll comebacks! It hurts them even more, especially the stupid ones.

[Saintfan in Dallas]

Next time a cowboy fan messes with me, I'll tell them what I always tell them- "You're stupid." LOL

[Sandman]

Recently, we Saints fans have had the luxury of just pointing up to the scoreboard. Hope that trend continues this year.

[OhioSaintsFan]

Nail their jaw shut. Keeps them quiet (aside from the whimpering).

[kizzy821]

I ask the Cowboys fans how old they were the last time their team was relevant. Most of my co-workers can hardly remember their last Super Bowl because they were in high school, and the internet was but a wee zygote. Watch how long it takes them to figure it out. Ask if they need a calculator.

[Saints 4 life]

How 'bout them Cowboys?

Seriously, how about them.

Despite the fact they have won only one playoff game in the last 15 years, the Dallas Cowboys are still the NFL's most popular team, according to a recent fan poll conducted by ESPN.

How? Why?

Long gone are the days of Roger Staubach and Tom Landry. Both Troy Aikman and Jimmy Johnson are now announcing on NFL Sundays. There is no Michael Irvin, Emmitt Smith or Leon Lett.

Rather, the team is now led by pretty boy Tony Romo and the rest of his yearly underachieving bunch.

Add in the fact that Jerry Jones continues to be the same arrogant, power-hungry owner he always has been, and the mystery of the team's popularity deepens.

Well I guess you have to give some credit to all those bandwagon fans who jumped on the Cowboys' ship during the team's incredible run in the '90s. They could have all left by now for greener grasses in New York, New England or Pittsburgh. But some of them stayed put, and should be applauded for limiting their bandwagon behavior.

And forget everything I just wrote. I think I just figured out the Cowboys' secret to popularity. They are the dozens of women wearing hardly any clothes on the team's sidelines each week.

[chank]

If they are the type who will blabber about bounties nonstop.... On each & every play, just yell, "Oh no! He tackled that guy! Suspend him immediately!"

[Wolbrat]

Scoreboard.