I hope so. If not, he's going to kick my *** when I get there. Of course, he'll kick my *** even if his legs did stay asleep, but at least I'd be able to look him straight in the eye while he was kicking my ***.
Has anybody heard of the supposedly "correct" way too poop? Some hippies are trying to pimp it. You, through on way or another, bring your legs up and actually have your butt lower than your legs. Supposed to be more natural and make the turds slide right out.
"Civilize the mind but make savage the body."