friday reebs

[buzd]

Originally Posted by St. Widge

I didn't know that "naked" was an option. Maybe that would be good, but the normal breaded ones are terrible.

I agree. The naked ones are considerably better.


And you get to say "naked".

[buzd]

Oh, and due to my tennis obligations and wdf's hormone therapy, reebs has been moved earlier.

[The Mongoose]

Originally Posted by St. Widge

Their wings are horrible battered monstrosities. There really is no reason to go to Hooters. If I want to see cheesy women with fake breasts, I'll go to Rick's.

Well, the fact that you think that makes me realize I'm more correct than even I suspected.

Grilled wings are disgusting. They invoke images of tiny, sick little chickens rolling around on top of each other cannibalizing themselves in some chicken factory -half a beak here, chewed up wing there.

At least when they're fried, there is a layer of mystery, a fried buffer between you and the stark reality that chickens are filthy little ****ers. It's enough to allow your eyes to trick your brain.

The key to them not being soggy messes, buzd, is ordering them hot. Not spicy, not 3 mile. Even though spicy and 3 mile have better flavor, they do indeed become way too soggy as you have indicated. Hot is the money zone. They still have enough flavor, and they stay crispy.

[buzd]

Originally Posted by The Mongoose

The key to them not being soggy messes, buzd, is ordering them hot. Not spicy, not 3 mile. Even though spicy and 3 mile have better flavor, they do indeed become way too soggy as you have indicated. Hot is the money zone. They still have enough flavor, and they stay crispy.

It's the batter that makes them soggy, not the sauce. Regardless, i get them with the sauce on the side, so the discussion is mute.





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[The Mongoose]

Originally Posted by buzd

It's the batter that makes them soggy, not the sauce. Regardless, i get them with the sauce on the side, so the discussion is mute.





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All I can tell you, chef, is that if you order them hot, you get a nice crispy wing, that looks like a fried delicacy, not some sickly *** chicken.

What time are y'all going to the bay?

[buzd]

I don't see how that information could possibly be useful to you.

[The Mongoose]

I'm bored, I'm hungry, and have nothing going on at the office. It would be useful to me.

[buzd]

4:30



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[The Mongoose]

You're so kind. Obliged.

[whodatfever]

Damn you buzd, that website bamboozled me. $12 gone and no plat. You did that on purpose.

[buzd]

Originally Posted by whodatfever

Damn you buzd, that website bamboozled me. $12 gone and no plat. You did that on purpose.

yes, but now I can afford to buy you 4 beers.

[St. Widge]

Originally Posted by The Mongoose

Well, the fact that you think that makes me realize I'm more correct than even I suspected.

Grilled wings are disgusting. They invoke images of tiny, sick little chickens rolling around on top of each other cannibalizing themselves in some chicken factory -half a beak here, chewed up wing there.

At least when they're fried, there is a layer of mystery, a fried buffer between you and the stark reality that chickens are filthy little ****ers. It's enough to allow your eyes to trick your brain.

The key to them not being soggy messes, buzd, is ordering them hot. Not spicy, not 3 mile. Even though spicy and 3 mile have better flavor, they do indeed become way too soggy as you have indicated. Hot is the money zone. They still have enough flavor, and they stay crispy.

You can fry them without batter and that is the way Buffalo Wings are traditionally made. When you do that, they stay crispy and don't get soggy. Hooters wings, with the breading, are just a soggy mess. Maybe I've just been unlucky the three or four times I've been to Hooters, but I've always gotten the "hot" and they were soggy and nasty. But, perhaps they go the extra mile for a frequent customer like you and wdf. The similarities and family relationship are becoming more and more clear.

[The Mongoose]

I'm not a frequent customer. My wife likes the buffalo shrimp, so we get take out from there on occasion. I like the hot wings. And I hate wings anyplace else.

Chickens are filthy, disgusting creatures. I'd much rather eat a pig or a cow. You ever look closely at the feet of a chicken? They're nasty, see thru, gecko looking things. They're grown for food in nasty conditions, crapping all over each other, eating each other, etc.

I mean, I eat them. I'm not a total *****. But I always think they're gross. And while it may be totally insane, a layer of batter helps me keep the charade going. Which is why I eat Popeye's. Nice, thick layer of charade on Popeye's chicken.

[whodatfever]

Originally Posted by The Mongoose

I'm not a frequent customer. My wife likes the buffalo shrimp, so we get take out from there on occasion. I like the hot wings. And I hate wings anyplace else.

Chickens are filthy, disgusting creatures. I'd much rather eat a pig or a cow. You ever look closely at the feet of a chicken? They're nasty, see thru, gecko looking things. They're grown for food in nasty conditions, crapping all over each other, eating each other, etc.

I mean, I eat them. I'm not a total *****. But I always think they're gross. And while it may be totally insane, a layer of batter helps me keep the charade going. Which is why I eat Popeye's. Nice, thick layer of charade on Popeye's chicken.

This post is full of truth

[The Mongoose]

Originally Posted by whodatfever

This post is full of truth

You can't respond to a text, Big Gay Al?