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[antipop]

who eats chicken feet??

[St. Greatness]

Originally Posted by antipop

who eats chicken feet??

Mangeeses apparently.

[buzd]

Originally Posted by The Mongoose

You can't respond to a text, Big Gay Al?

Apparently he's not good at any chat.

[St. Widge]

Originally Posted by The Mongoose

I'm not a frequent customer. My wife likes the buffalo shrimp, so we get take out from there on occasion. I like the hot wings. And I hate wings anyplace else.

Chickens are filthy, disgusting creatures. I'd much rather eat a pig or a cow. You ever look closely at the feet of a chicken? They're nasty, see thru, gecko looking things. They're grown for food in nasty conditions, crapping all over each other, eating each other, etc.

I mean, I eat them. I'm not a total *****. But I always think they're gross. And while it may be totally insane, a layer of batter helps me keep the charade going. Which is why I eat Popeye's. Nice, thick layer of charade on Popeye's chicken.

A pig is a filthy animal.

[The Mongoose]

Originally Posted by antipop

who eats chicken feet??

So, by this kennarian logic, you'd schtoup a girl with feet eaten away by fungus, a head like zeetes, and Patrick Ewing's arms, so long as her vageen worked correctly?

The chicken's feet are indicative that it's a disgusting, creature-looking life form. A flying rat-lizard, but plump.

[buzd]

Originally Posted by St. Widge

A pig is a filthy animal.

Actually pigs are quite clean.

[whodatfever]

Originally Posted by The Mongoose

You can't respond to a text, Big Gay Al?

Phone is charging in the other room

[St. Widge]

Originally Posted by whodatfever

This post is full of truth

The family resemblance is startling.

[The Mongoose]

Originally Posted by St. Widge

A pig is a filthy animal.

We're using original material in this thread, Poison Dwarf. Try to keep up. The last thing we need is antipop quoting one of the two or three movies he keeps on and endless loop. That's not quality entertainment.

As opposed to me coining the phrase "rat lizard." Which is obviously gold, Jerry. Gold.

[St. Widge]

Originally Posted by buzd

Actually pigs are quite clean.

Yeah, I know. It's a play on a line from Pulp Fiction. Pigs really don't like to be dirty. They just wallow in mud because they have no sweat glands and it's the only way they can stay cool. As a result, they will wallow in any puddle of water they find and since people usually pen them on grass, that creates a muddy mess that they are forced to live in.

But, they will cover themselves with mud to prevent sunburn and to stop their skin from burning. So, I guess it really depends on your definition of "clean." I mean, if you keep them as a pet in your house, they will stay clean and they will learn to use a litter box, but if they are in the wild, they will wallow in mud to stay cool and avoid sunburns.

[St. Widge]

Originally Posted by The Mongoose

We're using original material in this thread, Poison Dwarf. Try to keep up. The last thing we need is antipop quoting one of the two or three movies he keeps on and endless loop. That's not quality entertainment.

As opposed to me coining the phrase "rat lizard." Which is obviously gold, Jerry. Gold.

Meh, not all new material is good material.

Besides, I assume the lizard part was a reference to birds' relationship to dinosaurs. The problem is that dinosaurs were not lizards.

[The Mongoose]

I think maybe we should change "poison dwarf" to "fun sponge."

Or at least we should be able to use both.

P.S. - you sure know a lot about pigs.

[buzd]

Actually, he knows a lot about sunburn.

[St. Widge]

Originally Posted by The Mongoose

I think maybe we should change "poison dwarf" to "fun sponge."

Or at least we should be able to use both.

P.S. - you sure know a lot about pigs.

I know other stuff about pigs. Lets just say that their tails are not the only things that resemble cork screws. What could be more fun than that?

[The Mongoose]

I can't stand it anymore. I'm starving, and all this talk about filthy chickens is making me hungry.

I'm going to that place to do that thing, pronto.