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06-30-2009, 11:24 PM
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At Worst, the Saints will Start 8-0
Just taking a look at the first half of our schedule, I can't help but believe that, at the very least, we'll start the season 8-0. Here's how it breaks down in my opinion...
Week 1 vs. Detroit - It's pretty much a given that we're going to pulverize the Lions, and if we're really on top of our game, I honestly think we could squeeze out two or three victories, here. 3-0.
Week 2 vs. Philadelphia - The last I heard, Donovan McNabb was unaware that games could end in a win - he just didn't know it was in the rules. I think this bodes pretty well for us. 4-0.
Week 3 vs. Buffalo - There's nothing new to say about Terrell Owens, and there's nothing period to say about the Buffalo Bills. I keep waiting for the day that team gets sold to any other city. I just want to see a team named something like, "Los Angeles Bills." Maybe a cigar could be their mascot and their cheerleaders could dress like interns...5-0.
Week 4 vs. NY Jets - By this point in the season, the Jets still won't be as cool as the Giants. 6-0.
Week 5 BYE - No way we lose this game. 7-0.
Week 6 vs. NY Giants - I like that we're hosting both New York teams back to back in the Dome. It just seems appropriate. Anyway, I think this is the game where Jeremy Shockey will be unleashed against his former team and perhaps catch a pass or two, maybe even for a 1st down! 8-0.
Week 7 vs. Miami - If we're lucky, at some point in this game Sedrick Ellis will eat Chad Pennington. 9-0.
Week 8 vs. Atlanta - I hate the Falcons. There's really nothing else I'm basing this on. I just hate the Falcons. During the course of this game, I will focus all of my hatred toward my television in the hope that somehow my thoughts and feelings transcend space and time or something, and Michael Turner slips on a banana peel, fumbling then breaking his face. 10-0.
Week 9 vs. Carolina - I think this could really be the hardest opponent we face all season, just because they're almost impossible to prepare for. I mean it - have you ever actually studied film of the Carolina Panthers? It cannot be done. Within five minutes, you're falling asleep. That's why they're such a pesky team, it's because they're almost too boring to prepare for. You spend the whole week crashed in the tape room, then bam, it's Sunday. Anyway. Jake Delhomme is a nerd. 11-0.
So that's the way I see it guys. I think opening the first eight games 11-0 is pretty possible. At worst, I think we'll at least win every game once.
Come on, September!
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Last edited by TheBayouBullet; 06-30-2009 at 11:28 PM.
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06-30-2009, 11:28 PM
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ALL-MADDEN TEAM
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Not your best work Bayou, but still pretty funny...and you seem to accurately capture some of the opinions on here as well.
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06-30-2009, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Anteros77
Not your best work Bayou, but still pretty funny...and you seem to accurately capture some of the opinions on here as well.
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I'll take that. Dull night.
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07-01-2009, 12:01 AM
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...something clever...
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Originally Posted by Anteros77
Not your best work Bayou, but still pretty funny...and you seem to accurately capture some of the opinions on here as well.
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If that's the bad stuff I need to look up the old ones, cause I was laughing pretty damn hard!. I'll take 3-0 after the first week for sure! "Jake Delhomme is a nerd" is still cracking me up.
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07-01-2009, 12:05 AM
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i hate the falcons too
last i heard, mcnabb is healthy...and westbrook may be ready for week 1...and neither bodes well for any defense
i like the fact that we get to play stafford and sanchez...and we get to watch them eat turf
i think this will be the year where we dig through the panthers hump...they are the true nemesis...i feel that the Saints will produce dominantly in the panthers games
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07-01-2009, 12:15 AM
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World Champs...DATS WHO
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ppl stop jinxing us, leave these thoughts in the back of your mind... if there is any prediction that i want rite now it is that we will finish last in the division with an awful record...stop posting these predictions, the football gods hate them
(Edit: I realize this post was for humor, but it still is bad for our karma)
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07-01-2009, 12:29 AM
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Drinking while posting should be banned on this site. 
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07-01-2009, 12:49 AM
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Very Banned
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lol
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07-01-2009, 12:51 AM
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Remember that one time...
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Drinking while posting should be banned on this site. |
There'd be nothing left on the EE board then!!! 
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07-01-2009, 06:06 AM
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Uhhh... your title is oxymoronic. 
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07-01-2009, 07:48 AM
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They need to start requiring 'sense of humor' classes in high school; the OP is obviously being funny. Nice post.
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07-01-2009, 07:49 AM
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Seriously, I think they can be 9-0 in the first 8 games. 
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07-01-2009, 08:13 AM
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neck deep in the sludge
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Originally Posted by ndcc
Uhhh... your title is oxymoronic.
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I guess you didnt read the post
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07-01-2009, 08:42 AM
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BRING THE WOOD!!!
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I guess you didnt read the post
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He probably just read the topic and replied based off of that!  I almost did the same but I didn't want to be "that" guy.
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07-01-2009, 08:43 AM
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The Real Deal
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at worst than can do is 8-0? how can they do better than that?
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07-01-2009, 08:46 AM
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...something clever...
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at worst than can do is 8-0? how can they do better than that?
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9-0 would be better.
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07-01-2009, 09:19 AM
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I'll have a thigh, thanks
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Originally Posted by boutrous
9-0 would be better.
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If we do get to 11-0, I'm gonna be stoked.
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07-01-2009, 09:33 AM
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kenner who dat
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Guys I think at best some posters on here need to go back to school and enroll in humor 101. Great post lol " Jake Delhomme is a nerd" that is hilarious I wanted to email that to my brother in law but it was intercepted!!!!! lol lol lol
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07-01-2009, 09:42 AM
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If only it worked that way. lol, I like your logic/humor
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07-01-2009, 10:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by boutrous
If that's the bad stuff I need to look up the old ones, cause I was laughing pretty damn hard!. I'll take 3-0 after the first week for sure! "Jake Delhomme is a nerd" is still cracking me up.
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07-01-2009, 10:04 AM
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What does that make the saints? If Jake is a nerd? I'm just asking because every time he sees the black and gold he turns into a bully. So if a nerd beats somebody up all the time what does it make that person?
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07-01-2009, 11:11 AM
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07-01-2009, 11:18 AM
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07-01-2009, 11:32 AM
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Owner/Webmaster
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Damn, BayouBullet. The fishing is good, and you didn't even toss out a line this time. 
Good stuff!
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07-01-2009, 11:33 AM
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Super Forum Fanatic
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CAR @ NO - week 9
no more Josh Bullocks or Kevin Kaesviharn for Steve Smith to abuse..this one could get ugly for Lloyd Christmas and the Panthers.
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