New pickup line: "Hey baby... I'm a hybrid – part werewolf and part vampire..." (1 Viewer)

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and I have a guardian dragon that “protects me from evildoers,”

Wow. If a guy can't get laid with a line like that he must be a big loser.

He even showed her his canine teeth.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330325,00.html

Edit: I meant to say.. if he can't get laid without having to rape the chick...
 
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Had a lot of fun laughing with my kids at dinner last week talking about some of the lines guys/girls have used to get with a girl/guy. There were some real doozies, but nothing like that guy's line.

It's hard to believe a girl (even at 15) would fall for that one.
 
I used to use the 'is your dad in jail? for stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes,' one until I found a chick who's dad was in jail.

Its not my fault her pop was a ******* con. :dunno:
 
i have a friend that use to tell girls he was a comedian and as usual they would say tell me a joke or make me laugh.

he said hey what kinda birds stick together? velCROWS and then say right after that give me your number. it has worked a lot as an ice breaker.
 
I used to use the 'is your dad in jail? for stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes,' one until I found a chick who's dad was in jail.

Its not my fault her pop was a ******* con. :dunno:

:hihi:

"Hey Little Lady, how about we skip the small talk and get a little closer to the part that leads to me sending you a check every month?"
 
i have a friend that use to tell girls he was a comedian and as usual they would say tell me a joke or make me laugh.

he said hey what kinda birds stick together? velCROWS and then say right after that give me your number. it has worked a lot as an ice breaker.

do you live near shockmo??
 
and I have a guardian dragon that “protects me from evildoers,”

Wow. If a guy can't get laid with a line like that he must be a big loser.

He even showed her his canine teeth.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330325,00.html

Edit: I meant to say.. if he can't get laid without having to rape the chick...

Dressing/acting like you are a character in any of the following is known to be more effective than abstinece when it comes to preventing STDs and unwanted pregnancies:
1) "Star Trek"
2) "Star Wars"
3) "Battlestar Galactica"
4) "Dungeons & Dragons"
 
Hey are you irish? Because irish you were my girlfriend.
 

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