GF is making me watch Project Runway... (1 Viewer)

GF is making me watch Project Runway...

  • Kill myself

    Votes: 25 45.5%
  • Watch and be quiet

    Votes: 6 10.9%
  • Other, allow me to explain

    Votes: 11 20.0%
  • Tacoes

    Votes: 13 23.6%

  • Total voters
    55
I just sat through "Saga Twilight, New Moon" with my wife on DVD. Man, I should have gone to see clash of the Titan but didn't feel like going out.

God, this movie blows big time.

I started of with my usual smart "a" remarks but thought it better if I just sat through it.
 
It's simple, just kill her...first make sure she has at least $1 mill in insurance, then get a hammer and hit yourself in the face several times so it will look like she was physically abusing you, then shoot her. The jury will find you innocent because of her domestic abuse of you, then send me half the money....or I'll tesify against you and tell of your EVIL plan!!!
 
Make her watch something awful or do something she isn't necessarily fond of in return.... Ya know, the whole compromise is essential to all relationships thing!
 
d. because the answer to all questions existential is.... tacoes.
 
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