Am I a Chauvinist Pig (1 Viewer)

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It took my kid to her new summer day care and met her newest caregiver. She was nice. She took about 5 minutes or so explaining to me my kid's new sign in/out procedures as well as some other things I don't remember. The new caregiver, turns out, has some pretty amazing assets. I don't think I made eye contact one time and when she got done explaining everything I told her that I was a little slow and could she run it all by me one more time. She obliged. I still don't know what the heck I'm suppose to do. Am I wrong?
 
The first thing Adam said to Eve:

"Stand back baby.... i don't know how big this thing gets"

Nothing has changed.

We are, what we are.
 
I'm not exactly sure but I think she looked like her...

pic borrowed from that BTL thread...
 

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100% correct. :hihi:

If you want you can be my *****.
 
Did you ask her if she had two nipples for a dime......?
 
As long as you didn't motor boat them in front the kids you're not a pig.
 
Considering your obvious state of distraction at the time, I'd say that if she told you her name and you still remember it (not Honey, Baby, Sugar, etc.), then no, you are not a pig.

Eye contact is overrated, anyway.

...I told her that I was a little hot and could she rub it all over me one time.

This would've made you a pig. :)
 

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