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WalterFootball.com: 2013 April Fools NFL Mock Draft
I don't watch Game of Thrones, so I had to look it up.
WalterFootball.com: 2013 April Fools NFL Mock Draft
New Orleans Saints: Jaqen H'ghar, DE/OLB, House Black & White
No one in New Orleans is getting over the Bountygate penalties anytime soon. In fact, the Saints hold such a grudge that they're willing to do anything to dispose of Roger Goodell.
"With the 15th pick in the 2013 NFL Draft, the New Orleans Saints select Jaquen H... oh ****," Goodell said on live telecast.
Goodell made a run for it, but Jaqen H'ghar appeared out of thin air and grabbed the commissioner by the throat. He then looked at head coach Sean Payton.
"You stole one death from the Red God," Hagar said to Payton. "A man needs to be told to kill another man to pay this debt."
Payton scratched his head and thought about it for a good minute.
"Keep him for now," Payton said. "Maybe we can use this as leverage in the future."
Goodell fell to the ground and cried in relief. Hagar, on the other hand, looked annoyed.
"Gods are not mocked," he said to Payton. "This is no joking thing."
I don't watch Game of Thrones, so I had to look it up.