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There has been a lot of debate on this board about the use of tasers by police officers and whether the use was excessive or unwarranted. I find myself siding with the police on almost every occasion, and then it dawned on my why I always side with the police....
If I had a taser on me, I would be zapping people all day long. I swear, I would be unable to control myself. Just off the top of my head, I can think of the following people I would dispense the jolt of justice toward....
1. The guy that can't figure out the four way stop. Pay attention when you come up to the stop sign for Pete's sake. When it is your turn...GO! Don't be all timid, because if you are, the other guy is going to go. ZAP!
2. The guy in the left hand lane talking on the cell phone and doing 50 mph. He is probably related to the guy in #1. He will never move over no matter how many cars pass to his right. ZAP!
3. The guy in the parking garage that is just ahead of you that HAS to back into that parking space. Nevermind that he is terrible at parking backwards. He doesn't care if it takes him 10 minutes to back in, he's doing it, and you just have to wait. ZAP!
4. The guy that sees a full elevator but decides that one more can fit. Thanks for taking away the little bit of personal space I had. ZAP!
5. All violators of the various bathroom codes (too numerous to mention them all). ZAP!
6. Anyone that eats cake donuts. ZAP!
7. Anyone that makes more money than me. ZAP!
8. Men that are better looking than me. ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP (there are a lot of them).
I'm sure on my way home, I will encounter others that are deserving. So, if I would use it so willy-nilly, how can I fault the police and their use. I can't. So rather than post on every taser thread, just put me down as saying, "It's okay."
If I had a taser on me, I would be zapping people all day long. I swear, I would be unable to control myself. Just off the top of my head, I can think of the following people I would dispense the jolt of justice toward....
1. The guy that can't figure out the four way stop. Pay attention when you come up to the stop sign for Pete's sake. When it is your turn...GO! Don't be all timid, because if you are, the other guy is going to go. ZAP!
2. The guy in the left hand lane talking on the cell phone and doing 50 mph. He is probably related to the guy in #1. He will never move over no matter how many cars pass to his right. ZAP!
3. The guy in the parking garage that is just ahead of you that HAS to back into that parking space. Nevermind that he is terrible at parking backwards. He doesn't care if it takes him 10 minutes to back in, he's doing it, and you just have to wait. ZAP!
4. The guy that sees a full elevator but decides that one more can fit. Thanks for taking away the little bit of personal space I had. ZAP!
5. All violators of the various bathroom codes (too numerous to mention them all). ZAP!
6. Anyone that eats cake donuts. ZAP!
7. Anyone that makes more money than me. ZAP!
8. Men that are better looking than me. ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP (there are a lot of them).
I'm sure on my way home, I will encounter others that are deserving. So, if I would use it so willy-nilly, how can I fault the police and their use. I can't. So rather than post on every taser thread, just put me down as saying, "It's okay."