Wish me luck- going to make a run at MacKenzie Bezos (2 Viewers)

I'm 100% with you on this. She was a hedge fund girl before Amazon, which means she was probably a lot of the start-up money. But even if she wasn't, they were married pre-Amazon and she provided support and comfort and advice and labor toward their $140 billion baby. She is entitled to half, no question about it.

Which is why I'm now back to 2 hours a day of lifting, brushing up on my piano and guitar, learning the different dinner forks, and reaching out to befriend Bono so he can make a causal introduction when the time is right to pounce.
Well played sir....Well Played!!
btw....there are different dinner forks?
 
Well, I gotta be honest, part of my 20-point plan involves demonizing him to her, so it won't really play well for me to be making those introductions. You understand.
Ha...I read it's a happy divorce so maybe forgo the demonizing of him.

Seriously, it very much seems there is no animosity and he very much considers her to be key in their mutual success. At least that is how it came across as I read up on. If you are successful can I still get that loan??
 
It'll be my southern drawl and gentlemanly manners that will win her over. My "Wallet" is plenty big enough. Plus I will pick her up with Uber XL.....and take her to one of the casinos for the All You Can Eat Crab Legs deal. That way she will know that I'm not messin' around.
will you marry me? i’m tired of uber x.
 
I'm more than a little chapped with the premise of what she's "getting". What THEY are getting are the spoils from their very lucrative 25 years together. It's not HIS money she's "getting", it's very much THEIR money.

As for me, I was just being facetious. ?
 
Well, I gotta be honest, part of my 20-point plan involves demonizing him to her, so it won't really play well for me to be making those introductions. You understand.
I don't know if that's the right play, my friend. This is from their joint Twitter statement:

"After a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends.
"We feel incredibly lucky to have found each other and deeply grateful for every one of the years we have been married to each other.
"If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again. We've had such a great life together as a married couple and we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects, and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures."
 
Oh I know, just wanted to get on record before I had a hex bag going against me. ?
:) And, in candor, my tirades are meant as PSAs in this #metoo world. Had he and only he amassed the fortune pre-marriage , that'd be one thing. But they became successful together. Everyone (except for the Rs) gives Gayle Benson mad respect; but there's no question, that widow is a gazillionaire because it's TOM'S money he gave her.
 
:) And, in candor, my tirades are meant as PSAs in this #metoo world. Had he and only he amassed the fortune pre-marriage , that'd be one thing. But they became successful together. Everyone (except for the Rs) gives Gayle Benson mad respect; but there's no question, that widow is a gazillionaire because it's TOM'S money he gave her.

Good points and I agree.
Since I have zero shot with her even though I’m beyond incredibly attractive, I’m just intrigued to see which half of the Earth she gets in the divorce?
 
I don't know if that's the right play, my friend. This is from their joint Twitter statement:

"After a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends.
"We feel incredibly lucky to have found each other and deeply grateful for every one of the years we have been married to each other.
"If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again. We've had such a great life together as a married couple and we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects, and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures."

http://www.newser.com/story/269732/report-bezos-has-been-dating-former-tv-anchor.html

Bloody. Amateur. Hour.
 
Nice!

Hmmm. I was gonna show her a Goodwill store and take her to the dollar store. Figured I’d show off by purchasing the ‘newest’ item at Goodwill and name brands at the Dollar Store.

Bruh, you've already failed. It's Dirt Cheap or nothing at all.
 

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