Wish me luck- going to make a run at MacKenzie Bezos (1 Viewer)

[GrandAdmiral]

I'm more than a little chapped with the premise of what she's "getting". What THEY are getting are the spoils from their very lucrative 25 years together. It's not HIS money she's "getting", it's very much THEIR money.

True, but I'm focusing on the H, the E, and the R...

 

[saintmdterps]

Well, wish me luck. I'm going to take a few months off of everything to make myself ready for a genuine run at MacKenzie Bezos. Gonna get into fighting shape and head off to Washington. This woman is my destiny. Yeah, I'm married, but I'm certain my wife will understand. Sometimes she's worth putting it all out there for.

I can be the one to make her happy.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/09/tech/jeff-bezos-wife-divorce/index.html

You and I won't cross swords over the same woman, she's too skinny for me. Now if Salma Hayek is available...



Or Vanessa Williams...



Hold my beer, I'm goin' in...

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

You and I won't cross swords over the same woman, she's too skinny for me. Now if Salma Hayek is available...



Or Vanessa Williams...



Hold my beer, I'm goin' in...

Salma or either of these ladies:

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/isla-fisher1.jpg

 

[Madmarsha]

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Taking my wife to see that guy tomorrow. (Aquaman) His body is almost as nice as mine.
Props to Khal Drogo for that! ?

 

[Sun Wukong]

Jeff Bezos is the real life Lex Luthor.

 

[saintmdterps]

Salma or either of these ladies:

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/isla-fisher1.jpg

I love a redhead but they always got me in trouble

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

I love a redhead but they always got me in trouble

Me too sir, me too. ?

 

[FLEA]

Salma or either of these ladies:

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/isla-fisher1.jpg

Been married to a red headed Irish woman for the past 26 years.....a BRUNETTE WILL BE A NICE CHANGE!!

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Been married to a red headed Irish woman for the past 26 years.....a BRUNETTE WILL BE A NICE CHANGE!!

Godspeed man.
Me too, but not for that long. It’s quite the adventure. Redheaded Irish is fun indeed. ?

 

[Cage1]

I don't know if that's the right play, my friend. This is from their joint Twitter statement:

"After a long period of loving exploration and trial separation, we have decided to divorce and continue our shared lives as friends.
"We feel incredibly lucky to have found each other and deeply grateful for every one of the years we have been married to each other.
"If we had known we would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again. We've had such a great life together as a married couple and we also see wonderful futures ahead, as parents, friends, partners in ventures and projects, and as individuals pursuing ventures and adventures."

As I'm researching this situation preparing for perhaps the greatest role ever played, I'm more convinced that this is a sham. She and her lawyers understand that the entire $140 billion is tied to Amazon's stock value. And nothing spooks investors more than uncertainty. If investors think they're in store for a contentious divorce, her expected take in this thing could drop by literally tens of billions of dollars. So they clearly got out ahead of it and said everything is hunky dory to not spook anyone. But this dude has been exploring international waters for months now. That's not sitting well. It will need to be done with the precision of a surgeon, but there's certainly some animosity to stir up there.

 

[Bill]

Nothing says 'True Love' like $68.5 billion dollars.

 

[Cage1]

Nothing says 'True Love' like $68.5 billion dollars.

Just like in the storybooks.

 

[SigFreudianSlip]

Nothing says 'True Love' like $68.5 billion dollars.

Just like in the storybooks.

Guys.
It’s all about true love and nothing at all to do with money and power. ??

 

[Bill]

Guys.
It’s all about true love and nothing at all to do with money and power. ??

True... but it sure beats having 'none of the above'.