All things Florida Man (2 Viewers)

[Madmarsha]

It could be argued, I guess, he was actually performing a public service since he was stealing the pool toys for a purpose instead of raping women.

Florida man accused of stealing more than 70 floating pool toys for sex

The Palm Bay Police Department has arrested a man they said stole pool float toys for sex "instead of raping women."

www.fox13news.com

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Maybe it was bring your daughter to work day
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EDGEWATER, Fla. (AP) — Deputies have arrested a man accused of bringing a 4-year-old girl along as he broke into several properties in Florida..........

Deputies: Man brought 4-year-old along on burglary outing

EDGEWATER, Fla. (AP) — Deputies have arrested a man accused of bringing a 4-year-old girl along as he broke into several properties in Florida. News outlets report 38-year-old James Giambra...

apnews.com

Or he’s just a big Raising Arizona fan

 

[Brad Mojo]

She gets paid in hot dogs and says you should try them, too

Two years ago, Danielle Mamagona, a social media specialist, was casually scrolling through her Facebook feed. She came upon a post that said Willy-Yums hot dog stand was having a grand opening.

www.fox13news.com

 

[Tapxe]

Florida man arrested for throwing alligator through drive-thru window

A Florida man was arrested Monday and charged with assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill after allegedly throwing an alligator threw a fast-food chain’s drive-thru window in October.

www.foxnews.com

Joshua James, 24, threw a 3.5 foot alligator through a Palm Beach County Wendy’s drive-thru window nearly four months ago, according to Florida Fish Wildlife and Conservation officials. He was also charged with illegally possessing an alligator and petty theft.

Illegal possession of an alligator? That makes me think this is not an isolated incident.

 

[mikaloyd]

It could be argued, I guess, he was actually performing a public service since he was stealing the pool toys for a purpose instead of raping women.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Wow. Curious how this will play out
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ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman’s effort to protect herself from domestic violence has become a flashpoint in the debate over gun rights and victims’ safety

Courtney Irby gave her estranged husband’s guns to police after he was charged with domestic violence-aggravated battery, only to find herself arrested for theft......

Florida woman charged after giving husband's guns to police

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman's effort to protect herself from domestic violence has become a flashpoint in the debate over gun rights and victims' safety.

apnews.com

 

[Madmarsha]

Wow. Curious how this will play out
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ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman’s effort to protect herself from domestic violence has become a flashpoint in the debate over gun rights and victims’ safety

Courtney Irby gave her estranged husband’s guns to police after he was charged with domestic violence-aggravated battery, only to find herself arrested for theft......

Florida woman charged after giving husband's guns to police

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — A Florida woman's effort to protect herself from domestic violence has become a flashpoint in the debate over gun rights and victims' safety.

apnews.com

Well, it better play out that she has those charges dropped ASAP.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Well, it better play out that she has those charges dropped ASAP.

Agreed

And I sure hope he doesn’t get his guns back

It sounds like he’s not supposed to have them with the domestic violence charge

 

[zeetes]

my psychiatrist was hesitant to see me until i had proof of turning in my handguns. she is smart.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

my psychiatrist was hesitant to see me until i had proof of turning in my handguns. she is smart.

is the 1st sentence of a novella that i would definitely read

 

[mikaloyd]

This is an Alabama man, not a Florida man, but he seems shocked SHOCKED to find out that passing fake 100 dollar bills at yard sales is frowned upon by the cops. So had to share

https://whnt.com/2019/06/24/hartselle-man-charged-with-using-counterfeit-cash-at-yard-sales/

 

[Bronson]

This is an Alabama man, not a Florida man, but he seems shocked SHOCKED to find out that passing fake 100 dollar bills at yard sales is frowned upon by the cops. So had to share

https://whnt.com/2019/06/24/hartselle-man-charged-with-using-counterfeit-cash-at-yard-sales/

he looks like a fake dollar bill

 

[Dago]

he looks like a fake dollar bill

It would make me so happy if this guy became the new face of the $1 bill

 

[zeetes]

120k bond? he better have another 1200 of those bills.

 

[FL_Saint]

This was at the WalMart in the town where I live. No, it was not me. This time.

Naked man running through Florida Walmart parking lot arrested

Police say they arrested a man who was naked in a Florida Walmart parking lot.

www.clickorlando.com