Underrated Movie Quotes (1 Viewer)

Lord Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the movie?
Col. Sandurz: NOW. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
Lord Dark Helmet: Go back to then!
Col. Sandurz: What?
Lord Dark Helmet: THEN!
Col. Sandurz: I can't!
Lord Dark Helmet: Why not?
Col. Sandurz: We passed it!
Lord Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now!
Lord Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Col. Sandurz: SOON!
 
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“Hello? No, Rick is not here. Who am I? The guy stealing Rick's car...”

lol @ no man's land

“- Benjy Taylor: How about this one?
- Ted Varrick: Italian trash... besides, I only steal Porsches.”

"If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously." - cate, the goddess, blanchett.

"Australia is a remarkable country with incredible technical and physical resources and a capacity to be a world leader in renewables."

"When a gift is difficult to give away, it becomes even more rare and precious, somehow gathering a part of the giver to the gift itself."
 
“Hello? No, Rick is not here. Who am I? The guy stealing Rick's car...”

lol @ no man's land

“- Benjy Taylor: How about this one?
- Ted Varrick: Italian trash... besides, I only steal Porsches.”

"If you know you are going to fail, then fail gloriously." - cate, the goddess, blanchett.

"Australia is a remarkable country with incredible technical and physical resources and a capacity to be a world leader in renewables."

"When a gift is difficult to give away, it becomes even more rare and precious, somehow gathering a part of the giver to the gift itself."
i would be cate blanchett's gimp... willingly.
 
Man so many good ones I am thinking of, here are a few.
(are we suppossed to put what movie it comes from or not?? I am confused...oh well)

Sheriff Bart: "So what's your name?"
Prisoner: "My name's Jim, but most people call me................Jim."
Sheriff Bart: "O.k. Jim. Since your my guest and I am your host, what do you like to do?
Prisoner:"Oh I don't know, play chess....screw."
Sheriff Bart: "O.k. well let's play chess."

Taggart: "The new William J Lepetomane thruway, 10 cents. Oh no, does anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a sheetload of dimes!!"

From a different movie:

Brian: "No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron: "I'll be honest with you Brian, that smells like pure gasoline."
Brian: "They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime. "
Ron: "That doesn't make any sense."

Ron: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!!"

Brian: "I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called "The Octogon". I also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang!"

Ron: "It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice."
 
Man so many good ones I am thinking of, here are a few.
(are we suppossed to put what movie it comes from or not?? I am confused...oh well)

Sheriff Bart: "So what's your name?"
Prisoner: "My name's Jim, but most people call me................Jim."
Sheriff Bart: "O.k. Jim. Since your my guest and I am your host, what do you like to do?
Prisoner:"Oh I don't know, play chess....screw."
Sheriff Bart: "O.k. well let's play chess."

Taggart: "The new William J Lepetomane thruway, 10 cents. Oh no, does anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta go back and get a shirtload of dimes!!"

From a different movie:

Brian: "No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron: "I'll be honest with you Brian, that smells like pure gasoline."
Brian: "They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime. "
Ron: "That doesn't make any sense."

Ron: "I'm in a glass case of emotion!!"

Brian: "I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called "The Octogon". I also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang!"

Ron: "It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice."
This friggin thing is WARPED! Why do I always get a warped one?!
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