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Pretty sure this whole story was a humble brag about having multiple diplomasYesterday I finished midnights at 7am. At 10 I waddled into bed. I woke up at 4pm and messed around the house. I went back to bed at 10:30pm trying to adjust my sleep schedule.
I woke up at 4:30 and had to pee. I walked about 3 steps and it was like somebody turned off my power switch and turned it back on.
The next thing that I knew was that I was at a 45 degree angle and my legs didn't work. I knocked one of my diplomas off of the wall but was able to break my fall with my face on a fan.
After flailing around for a moment my legs started working and I stumbled into the bathroom. I relieved myself and grabbed some toilet paper for my now bleeding nose.
I decided to sleep off whatever it was/is. I woke up dizzy a few hours later.
When I looked in the mirror there was blood all over me. I have a 5 inch cut across the right side of my throat and it's bruised. The nose is fine.
I'm wondering if I need a sleep study. Maybe not enough oxygen? I hear that it can cause gout too.
Or maybe it's a tumor.