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[superchuck500]

2020 is so crazy that Corey Feldman released a film accusing Charlie Sheen of raping Corey Haim on the set of Lucas - and no one even noticed.

The allegations are graphic and involve the use of Crisco. After the film's release on March 10, Feldman fled the country. But not before giving us this musical number in support of the film:

 

[Charlie Brizzown]

He ripped some of that song from Biz Markie's Just a Friend.

 

[superchuck500]

He ripped some of that song from Biz Markie's Just a Friend.

Do I need to update the thread title?

 

[Charlie Brizzown]

Do I need to update the thread title?

Maybe include something about "they say he's just a friend". Kinda fits into the theme.

 

[superchuck500]

Maybe include something about "they say he's just a friend". Kinda fits into the theme.

My buddy is in concern promotion - he's been doing it for years, since college. He's now with a national concert promotion company, but about 20 years ago, he was in the booking office at House of Blues in New Orleans.

One Saturday morning we were eating breakfast at a place uptown and his phone rings. I'm sitting there across from him and this is what I hear:

Hello?
Yes . . . oh hey man. What's up?
Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay, well no man - that can't happen. The show is tonight.
I mean, it's sold out. You just need to calm down and get on the plane and come do the show.
No, don't worry about it, just get on the plane. People do it all the time.
Okay. Yes, they'll be there for you. Okay. Get on the plane.
Bye.

Then he goes back to eating his eggs. After a minute, I'm like "what the hell was that?"

He goes "forking Biz-Markie doesn't want to get on the airplane."

 

[Sun Wukong]

I think even Haim's mother called bullshirt on this. I read an article about the premiere of the movie and it was a disaster.

I have zero doubt that Hollywood is full of pedos and that Haim and Feldman probably had horrible things happen to them (Rob Reiner said he cast Fedlman in Stand by Me because he'd never seen that much genuine rage in a kid), but Feldman is also completely nuts.

 

[superchuck500]

I think even Haim's mother called bullshirt on this. I read an article about the premiere of the movie and it was a disaster.

I have zero doubt that Hollywood is full of pedos and that Haim and Feldman probably had horrible things happen to them (Rob Reiner said he cast Fedlman in Stand by Me because he'd never seen that much genuine rage in a kid), but Feldman is also completely nuts.

So do you believe the Charlie Sheen Crisco story from the set of Lucas . . . or not?

 

[Sun Wukong]

So do you believe the Charlie Sheen Crisco story from the set of Lucas . . . or not?

I wasn't there, so I can't speak to the accuracy of Chuck Estevez using leaf lard to assault Corey Haim outdoors next to an RV, but it seems like a pretty outlandish claim.

 

[superchuck500]

I wasn't there, so I can't speak to the accuracy of Chuck Estevez using leaf lard to assault Corey Haim outdoors next to an RV, but it seems like a pretty outlandish claim.

But isn't that what makes it more believable?

 

[Sun Wukong]

But isn't that what makes it more believable?

Maybe. But it's also equally plausible Fel Dog took a garbage bag full of drugs and saw things that didn't happen.

 

[superchuck500]

Maybe. But it's also equally plausible Fel Dog took a garbage bag full of drugs and saw things that didn't happen.

I appreciate your effort to continue to think critically about these allegations.

 

[Sun Wukong]

I appreciate your effort to continue to think critically about these allegations.

You have to be on top of things when you're dealing with the man responsible for this:

 

[zeetes]

My buddy is in concern promotion - he's been doing it for years, since college. He's now with a national concert promotion company, but about 20 years ago, he was in the booking office at House of Blues in New Orleans.

One Saturday morning we were eating breakfast at a place uptown and his phone rings. I'm sitting there across from him and this is what I hear:

Hello?
Yes . . . oh hey man. What's up?
Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay, well no man - that can't happen. The show is tonight.
I mean, it's sold out. You just need to calm down and get on the plane and come do the show.
No, don't worry about it, just get on the plane. People do it all the time.
Okay. Yes, they'll be there for you. Okay. Get on the plane.
Bye.

Then he goes back to eating his eggs. After a minute, I'm like "what the hell was that?"

He goes "forking Biz-Markie doesn't want to get on the airplane."

first time i like you. i went hob to see lords of acid about that timeframe.

 

[efil4stnias]

You have to be on top of things when you're dealing with the man responsible for this:

At some level, ya gotta be just a tad envious to be able to fall backwards through life( living off your earnings as a youth ) not giving a single fork about anything, produce shirt like that, and still be "on the radar" - good or bad.

What a clusterfork.