Man blames dog for his flatulence (1 Viewer)

[Eeyore]

I was able to successfully blame the Godson when he was a baby for a short time.

'I kicked him out': Wife blows thousands on vet bills after husband's lie

The woman said she had a breakdown while trying to get to the bottom of the issue - then her husband came clean.

7news.com.au

 

[superchuck500]

I love the picture

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

wait, the dog's denying it?
that's so like a dog

 

[SystemShock]

Tale as old as time...

 

[eaton co saint]

We had an English Bulldog named Buddha. He did have nasty gas, I would blame my transgressions on him as well. He has since passed (2 years ago), and he still get blame in our house... sorry, not sorry?

 

[St. PJ]

If you have a dog it is the perfect cover.

Amazon sells something called Liquid arse. It is worth every penny. Dogs, who sniff butts all day, can't even take it. Smells like something crawled into a hobo's arse, died, decomposed for months, got expelled in a dumpster of Nola Street Juice, got heated to 120 degrees, and mixed with the worst cat poo. For less than $12 you can have it in 2 days.

If you are having a bad day, reading the customer reviews will make your belly hurt. A few squirts in a work bathroom with poor ventilation resulted in workers refusing to use that bathroom for two days and taking off so they didn't have to clean it, then eventually cleaning it. Have a child or spouse that won't clean their room? The applications are numerous. Go to the mall at bed bath and bodyworks or victoria secret and let loose a few squirts. Or watch Hot Topic become a hot topic. I've had so much fun with this product I felt like I was in high school again.

Amazon product ASIN B000OCEWGW

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's kinda funny until he let her spend thousands of dollars at the vet

 

[antipop]

If you have a dog it is the perfect cover.

Amazon sells something called Liquid arse. It is worth every penny. Dogs, who sniff butts all day, can't even take it. Smells like something crawled into a hobo's arse, died, decomposed for months, got expelled in a dumpster of Nola Street Juice, got heated to 120 degrees, and mixed with the worst cat poo. For less than $12 you can have it in 2 days.

If you are having a bad day, reading the customer reviews will make your belly hurt. A few squirts in a work bathroom with poor ventilation resulted in workers refusing to use that bathroom for two days and taking off so they didn't have to clean it, then eventually cleaning it. Have a child or spouse that won't clean their room? The applications are numerous. Go to the mall at bed bath and bodyworks or victoria secret and let loose a few squirts. Or watch Hot Topic become a hot topic. I've had so much fun with this product I felt like I was in high school again.

Amazon product ASIN B000OCEWGW

come here son

 

[Eeyore]

It's kinda funny until he let her spend thousands of dollars at the vet

To be fair... we don't live with her. We have no idea what their lives are like. He might have been in self-preservation mode.

 

[HoustonGold]

Did this happen in Florida?

 

[St. PJ]

We used to have an odor problem in the bathroom at one of the places I worked. There was only one stall, so I invested in some poopourri. People used it, and it was great. I got them all trained just by making it available, and walking into that bathroom was no longer a death sentence.

Then, one April 1st I switched the contents of the poopouri with that of a bottle of liquid arse.

EPIC

Cleaning the bathroom is one of their duties, but they never do it quite right. When I gave it six squirts in their bathroom, the next week they cleaned that bathroom like it was their job.