Denmark introduces John Dillermand to kids TV (1 Viewer)

[gavinj]

It’s all fun and games until toddlers start injuring themselves by attempting Danish wang stunts. That’s what college is for.

 

[SystemShock]

Hmmm... this gives me a great idea for an adaptation of Dora the Explorer...

 

[Paul]

Peckergate.

 

[rajncajn]

Hmmm... this gives me a great idea for an adaptation of Dora the Explorer...

Who needs a backpack...

"loaded up with things and knickknack's too
Anything that you might need I got inside for you"

:cringe:

 

[rajncajn]

My wife brought this to my attention yesterday, and that's what I was thinking. I think my response to her was something like: while on the one hand I do understand the principle of making something not taboo by simply treating it like it isn't taboo, I also don't think I want our son running around going, "I'M JOHN DILLERMAND!"

I can imagine a parent getting a call from the school because their kid whipped it out on the playground. Ask ANY K-3rd grade teacher if this would never happen.

 

[livefromDC]

What does that say to kids that don't have those attributes?

Who the fack do you know that has a 15 foot long penis?

 

[St. Widge]

Just because you pee out of it doesn't make it non-sexual.

Hey man, you do you. If that's your kink, go for it.

 

[St. Widge]

Denmark is their own country & if they're that ok with obvious displays of sexuality then that's their prerogative, but lets not pretend that a massive penis isn't a sexual object simply because it serves more than one purpose. Lets also not pretend that there isn't a huge (pardon the pun) double standard going on here.

How do you know that their is a double standard? Maybe they would be perfectly fine with a cartoon about giant boobs that do the same thing. As I understand it, Danes don't have the same hang ups about sexuality or sex organs that we do in America.

 

[rajncajn]

How long before uncle Freidr

How do you know that their is a double standard? Maybe they would be perfectly fine with a cartoon about giant boobs that do the same thing. As I understand it, Danes don't have the same hang ups about sexuality or sex organs that we do in America.

I pretty much said that in the first sentence.

 

[Madmarsha]

I think it's weird to my American sensibilities, BUT, because it exists, I would probably not want to make it so verboten to my child that then it would make it even more attractive to a pedophile to use in grooming. "Hey, little Johnny, come over and watch that show that mommy won't let you watch and here's all the sugar mommy won't let you eat and let me introduce you to MY John Dillermand which is here to save you."

I just don't understand why it exists in the first place.

 

[Madmarsha]

As I understand it, Danes don't have the same hang ups about sexuality or sex organs that we do in America.

I'm glad that Denmark has this and I wish we could be like this in America and despite how I feel about it personally, as a society, I know we will NEVER be like this.

 

[Sun Wukong]

Can't wait for the gritty reboot in 20 years when John Dillermand beats criminals to death with his titanic dong in his quest for vigilante justice.

 

[guidomerkinsrules]

Can't wait for the gritty reboot in 20 years when John Dillermand beats criminals to death with his titanic dong in his quest for vigilante justice.

“Hold my Fresca”
- The Boys

 

[Madmarsha]

i'm suing for libel

Dude. Please.

 

[Madmarsha]

Can't wait for the gritty reboot in 20 years when John Dillermand beats criminals to death with his titanic dong in his quest for vigilante justice.

Jack Horner wishes he had started this video series and then he could have survived the business through the VHS era to online.