Saints Draft Grade v 1.0 (1 Viewer)

[Super]

If his name was Donovan Slade he probably goes in the 1st round.

Or Slader. I think you get extra credit when your name is a verb. But of course that depends on the lower leg rotational ability matrix.

 

[Taker597]

How am I supposed to take a player seriously with the name Payton Turner. Everytime I close my eyes.. I imagine a 5'4" woman named Payton Turner and short women are mean.

Also, Where is my hairstyle grades!? This is the biggest bust Indicator...

 

[meily]

This is probably the rational as to why people hate his draft and more so Ian Book so much.

 

[sammymvpknight]

I’m taking this as satire, and I LOVED it! Kudos

shush...need more people to get panties in a bunch

 

[Consigliere]

Not saying Ian Book is Drew Brees by any means, but the Saints did some really good things with a previous 6 foot QB with an average arm.

Brees had a great arm. Book has a way-below-NFL-average arm.

 

[sammymvpknight]

How am I supposed to take a player seriously with the name Payton Turner. Everytime I close my eyes.. I imagine a 5'4" woman named Payton Turner and short women are mean.

Also, Where is my hairstyle grades!? This is the biggest bust Indicator...

Sounds hot

 

[BreesusSaves]

Did you at least consult Lawn Guy Dave??

 

[SaintNeutron]

Brees had a great arm. Book has a way-below-NFL-average arm.

Ready any draft profile on Drew Brees and you will see constant mentions of Average Arm Strength.

 

[sammymvpknight]

Did you at least consult Lawn Guy Dave??

I thought that he was unavailable traveling the country as the Hawaiian Tropics Bikini tour oil boy.

 

[Super]

I thought that he was unavailable traveling the country as the Hawaiian Tropics Bikini tour oil boy.

Welll, I just happen to run Into his cousin's girlfriend's maid , and according to her, Dave is very disappointed.

 

[Consigliere]

Ready any draft profile on Drew Brees and you will see constant mentions of Average Arm Strength.

Brees had average arm strength for a NFL QB. Book has way below that. See the difference?

 

[Loco Hornet Fan]

I thought it was so over the top that it would be obvious it was a parody. But I've actually seen some of these terrible hot takes posted here so I can see where there would be some confusion. Maybe I should put parody in the title but that kinda ruins it.

It was great.

You opening with (about Turner) "I saw his name on the draft simulations I did on the PFF draft simulator. I even took him a few times but it was in the 3rd or 4th round so obviously this was a reach." probably should have been enough to tip me off that it was a joke, but it also sounded so similar to other posts I've been reading; I really wasn't sure.

The rest of the grades were also hilarious and the parody really clicked. Well done.

 

[Shadeaux]

Reminds me of an old @BayouBullet post. Reeling them in!

 

[BigPlayMonster]

I know its sacrilegious to criticize or critique Sean Payton, but these last 4 drafts (2018-2021), the ball have really been dropped. They have been extremely subpar.

 

[DaveParks1]

Not aware of any great football players named Ian. Does the scouting department even bother with checking the metrics anymore.

Nice post by the OP