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oh sheet. just noticed the date of the tweet. yesterday was my mom's birthday. whoops. though she knew i was in a giant world of hurt all day (she surprised me with rolls of toilet paper and i forgot to get her a card). now i feel guilty.

eh. i'll just treat her to chinese. yes, most likely the same place that gave me food poison.
 
oh sheet. just noticed the date of the tweet. yesterday was my mom's birthday. whoops. though she knew i was in a giant world of hurt all day (she surprised me with rolls of toilet paper and i forgot to get her a card). now i feel guilty.

eh. i'll just treat her to chinese. yes, most likely the same place that gave me food poison.

Above is not an example, nay, but the definition of the term "cool story, bruh"
 

In college I lived in a house that was ‘one of those’ houses - we’d have random people staying a few days/weeks/months
Anyway these 2 brothers showed up and all the did was smoke grass - when they weren’t smoking grass they were building these elaborate erector set contraption bongs that delivered maximum smokage- the contraptions were engineering marvels
The brothers were probably geniuses but man were they idiots
That tattoo reminds me of them
 

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