No steaks for you! (1 Viewer)

[Madmarsha]

Soylent Green is people. So I guess that would be okay.

 

[Dago]

Speak for yourself. I'm an old married man.....it's about all I have left that truly makes me laugh.

Us old married men love our farting skills.

Would you say it's a philosophical issue?
If a man farts in a room, and there is nobody around to smell it, does it stink?

 

[donato]

Sure, if you want to give yourself cancer eating some of the most over-processed crap imaginable. Not to mention all the soy, which has been shown to be a trigger for breast cancer in both men and women.

Truths and myths about the soy-breast cancer link

Soy foods reduce the risk of breast cancer, but more research is needed to determine whether soy supplements are equally beneficial.

www.mayoclinic.org

QUOTE:

Studies show that a lifelong diet rich in soy foods reduces the risk of breast cancer in women. This protective effect is less dramatic for women who eat less soy or who start eating soy later in life. Soy contains protein, isoflavones and fiber, all of which provide health benefits.


It was once thought that soy foods increase the risk of breast cancer. However, eating a moderate amount of soy foods does not increase risk of breast cancer — or other types of cancer. A moderate amount is one to two servings a day of whole-soy foods, such as tofu, soy milk and edamame.

 

[donato]

Sure, if you want to give yourself cancer eating some of the most over-processed crap imaginable. Not to mention all the soy, which has been shown to be a trigger for breast cancer in both men and women.

Furthermore, not all substitutes even contain soy. The only brand mentioned in the thread, Beyond, doesn't contain soy.

 

[0rion]

Would you say it's a philosophical issue?
If a man farts in a room, and there is nobody around to smell it, does it stink?

No...because an old man holds it until someone is in the room. No sense in wasting them.

 

[Sailorsaint]

I can't wait for Bill Burr to weigh in on this...

 

[Geldo]

Give me steak or give me death!

They will probably give you death...by gas

 

[Zack Lee]

Soylent Green is people. So I guess that would be okay.

Cannibalism is the new vegan.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

I hear ya. I was referring to the OP which says methane reduction is what’s taking are steaks away. But I most definitely digress.

If we don’t eat the cows, there will be more of them roaming around farting.

 

[Zack Lee]

If we don’t eat the cows, there will be more of them roaming around farting.

 

[tenordas]

If we don’t eat the cows, there will be more of them roaming around farting.

Made me think of Ron White's skit about the discussion with his Vegan friend. I can't find it on video, but:
"What are you doing to help the environment?
...I'm eatin' the cows"

 

[Paul]

Us old married men love our farting skills.

I agree with CapitalCity - I don’t want to fart; however, it is a necessary evil in our society. I have no doubt that when it’s all said and done that I, Paul, will go down as the most significant American folk hero this country has ever known due to my farts. I’ve cleared school buildings. I’ve broken elevators. I’ve forced my parents to ponder about their life choices. All because of my ability to make you cry with just a small sample of the noxious stuff.
To quote an infamous villain: “I am inevitable.”

 

[GeauxWhoDats]

I agree with CapitalCity - I don’t want to fart; however, it is a necessary evil in our society. I have no doubt that when it’s all said and done that I, Paul, will go down as the most significant American folk hero this country has ever known due to my farts. I’ve cleared school buildings. I’ve broken elevators. I’ve forced my parents to ponder about their life choices. All because of my ability to make you cry with just a small sample of the noxious stuff.
To quote another infamous villain: “I am inevitable.”

I haven't met a kid under 5 that doesn't want to pull my finger when offered the opportunity.

 

[Paul]

It’s an obvious ploy by the handful of cows that Chick-fi-la hired to promote their “eat mor chikn” campaign.

 

[Grumpy Old Manatee]

I haven't met a kid under 5 that doesn't want to pull my finger when offered the opportunity.

Comments like that might wind up putting you on a certain list…