What useless talent/quirk do you possess? (1 Viewer)

I can listen to my girlfriend talk on and on and on without actually hearing a word she says.
 
Also, if we have 2 different times set on our alarm clock and hers is before mine I can sleep through hers without ever noticing it went off and yet get right up when mine goes off even though they make the exact same sound.
 
i can arch my eyebrows. people say its like the Rock but im older then him so is he doing the Poe?
 
I can text faster than my 14 year old son.
I can also instantaneously forget everything my wife said during a conversation before it ends.
 
I can text faster than my 14 year old son.
I can also instantaneously forget everything my wife said during a conversation before it ends.

trying to get my kids to teach me how to text..... i figure pick up a phone ......dial number....speak.....hang up
 
I can put both of my legs over my neck sitting straight up and I can reach the bridge of my nose with my tounge:angryrazz:
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I can use my big toes and the second toes on each foot in very useful ways. I can pick up clothes or anything laying on the floor up to about 20 pounds or so and I also use them to pinch my wife all the time. When we are just sitting around in the house, we will have thumb wars, except I use my toes and I easily win.
 
I can stand with my feet twisted all the way backwards. I also have the double jointed thumb thing...Dads you must have been very prolific in your youth:)
 
i used to be able to tell what Gilligan's Island episode was coming on before the opening credits finished running.
 
I tend to predict accurately what football commemtators are going to say after a play

also, im utterly emotionless and apathetic towards other human beings outside of my family.
 
I can put my shoes on my knees and walk like a midget.
 

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