What useless talent/quirk do you possess? (2 Viewers)

if i can lift it, i can balance it. chin if it's heavy, nose if it's smaller.


claims to fame----16 ft canoe on the chin (with help lifting) small shopping cart, 1/2 pencil on the schnozz--harder than a new pencil.
 
I can do an impression of a baby's arm holding an apple, but I get in trouble when I do it in public. The wife says its rude to take my pants off. Go figure?
 
I can do impersonations of my wife....watch...

My wife....

"I have a headache"
"Can you pick up your shorts please"
"That's embarrassing"
"That stinks"
"Don't pull daddy's finger kids"
"Stop it"
"It's garbage night"
"I still have a headache".............:ezbill:
 
Okay, we have 6 pages of tongue tricks in a thread that's supposed to be about "useless talents" :dunno:

What a pathetic bunch of nerds.....


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I can do impersonations of my wife....watch...

My wife....

"I have a headache"
"Can you pick up your shorts please"
"That's embarrassing"
"That stinks"
"Don't pull daddy's finger kids"
"Stop it"
"It's garbage night"
"I still have a headache".............:ezbill:

Dude, there's this thing called divorce. Look into it. Nobody should have to live like that. Life is short.
 

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