Corona Drinking Thread (renamed) (32 Viewers)

[Scorpius the Allfather]

ewww

I gave you a wink emoji which I think heightens the whole exchange here.

 

[Dago]

I gave you a wink emoji which I think heightens the whole exchange here.

Heightened, extended, engorged....take your choice

 

[0rion]

Something I wonder about: Watch some daytime tv here and there and always old stuff. Watch Matlock and Perry Mason quite a bit. How do those prosecutors keep their jobs? They lose every case.

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Never again will I make a funny!

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Something I wonder about: Watch some daytime tv here and there and always old stuff. Watch Matlock and Perry Mason quite a bit. How do those prosecutors keep their jobs? They lose every case.

It's so funny you say this because a few weeks ago I was watching some clips of a recent hearing (it could have been an opening statement) that involves some well known mumble rapper. I don't remember who it was. Anyway, as I was listening to the prosecutor give his statements I was thinking to myself: "what? THIS is the best prosecutor you have on a high profile case? A 7 year-old could literally construct better sentences/arguments than this".

 

[DaveXA]

Never again will I make a funny!

Nooo...we need more funnies! It's what makes this place great!

 

[0rion]

It's so funny you say this because a few weeks ago I was watching some clips of a recent hearing (it could have been an opening statement) that involves some well known mumble rapper. I don't remember who it was. Anyway, as I was listening to the prosecutor give his statements I was thinking to myself: "what? THIS is the best prosecutor you have on a high profile case? A 7 year-old could literally construct better sentences/arguments than this".

Perry Mason would win that case in about an hour.

 

[buzd]

It's so funny you say this because a few weeks ago I was watching some clips of a recent hearing (it could have been an opening statement) that involves some well known mumble rapper. I don't remember who it was. Anyway, as I was listening to the prosecutor give his statements I was thinking to myself: "what? THIS is the best prosecutor you have on a high profile case? A 7 year-old could literally construct better sentences/arguments than this".

Mumble rapping is a thing?

 

[CapitalCitySaint]

Mumble rapping is a thing?

Yes. It's all the rage for the kids these days. It's basically a terrible cheap & easy to make trap beat with a nasal-y rapper auto-tuned to death mumbling words that rhyme - generally about guns, drugs, designer clothes and poonani/birches.

It's awful.

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

Yes. It's all the rage for the kids these days. It's basically a terrible cheap & easy to make trap beat with a nasal-y rapper auto-tuned to death mumbling words that rhyme - generally about guns, drugs, designer clothes and poonani/birches.

It's awful.

If one is to rap about those things you wouldn't want to mumble it, that makes no sense. You gotta let people hear the frustration in your voice about getting your money from your bottom birch.

 

[0rion]

If one is to rap about those things you wouldn't want to mumble it, that makes no sense. You gotta let people hear the frustration in your voice about getting your money from your bottom birch.

I'm guessing it'll be a whole different language in a few years. Kinda like how parents used to birch about gnarly and radical back in the day

 

[Scorpius the Allfather]

I'm guessing it'll be a whole different language in a few years. Kinda like how parents used to birch about gnarly and radical back in the day

That's different, those are just words whereas here they are whispering or mumbling.

 

[0rion]

Oh...ps....miller lites tonight. I had a special Jim beam experience last week that took me days to get over then several more days before I could even think about drinking again. I'm just now starting to get back to normal where I can have some beers at the end of the day.

 

[0rion]

I also started taking vitamins the last few days (forgot today). I've been extremely overly tired for the last couple weeks. I mean tired to the point I don't want to do anything. Not sure if it's a vitamin thing or a sleep thing or what. I notoriously sleep like dog sheet usually but that's been that way for decades. This new tired thing has been different. I've never been this tired in my life.

 

[DaveXA]

I also started taking vitamins the last few days (forgot today). I've been extremely overly tired for the last couple weeks. I mean tired to the point I don't want to do anything. Not sure if it's a vitamin thing or a sleep thing or what. I notoriously sleep like dog sheet usually but that's been that way for decades. This new tired thing has been different. I've never been this tired in my life.

Hope you figure it out. Usually when I feel crummy, it's because of a lack of sleep. But could be a diet thing too. So I try ro pay attention when I'm feeling yucky.

Wife and I had a nightcap. I actually had enough that I'm slightly tipsy, lol. I had a little more than usual, which is nothing compared to some here, heh.