The Older I get the Less I Can Stand Teenagers!

No, college is the best life will get. You get all the carefreeness of being a teenager, but you also get to live away from your parents, drink lots, and have lots of one night stands (if you're into that sort of thing, of course). Then you graduate and realize your life is going to be pretty dull until you turn 65, by which point you'll be too decrepit to enjoy not having to work anymore.

To be honest. This is the most depressing thing I have ever read.