What do I do with all these damn strawberries?
Belgian waffles.
Fill up a blender with them, add just a touch of lime juice and a little sugar. Turn them into strawberry syrup to pour over a huge glob of French vanilla icecream atop those big waffles. Slice up a bunch of them and toss on top of that.
You can use store bought frozen waffles or make your own. Either way.