I remember watching an hour long segment on ESPN about Robert Gallery and how he was going to be the greatest tackle to ever play the game. Made him out to be this huge farmer kid from a tiny town in which baby Jesus himself rode with Santa in his sleigh to touch him with the greatest ability known to mankind. The quickness of a mongoose, the strength of an oxe, the mean streak of a crocodile and the heart of a mother elephant.
Come to find out he was just another redneck with long hair and the athletic ability of a turnstile.