I'm happy to say I have never....

Thought to myself "I hate the Falcons but I love watching Vick play because he is so exciting."

Bought or done anything with the intention of "going green." I plan to get a hybrid one day but it will be because I want to save myself some money on gas, not because I want to "go green."

Watched a non sports related reality show. (example of a sports related reality show: The Ultimate Fighter)

Owned a cat.

Been a male cheerleader.

Had more than one favorite team in each pro sport or different teams for each college sport. Also that I have never changed teams from my original favorites.

French kissed a dude.