Keep my 360 or trade for PS3?

COD4 is for kids who like soccer -- you can't really tell who's good and who isn't, because the nature of the game is to run around being mediocre.

It's a way for all these people who don't want to keep score in life to hide in the middle of the action, thinking they are accomplishing something.

People who hate Halo hate being slapped in the face by reality. They hate that they can't hide.

Unfortunately, life keeps score. If you want to succeed, you have to acknowledge your strengths and weaknesses -- you can't just pretend you're good at something.

So, what I'm saying obviously is, if you want to succeed in life, you have to play Halo.

Or something.

Seriously, though, 85% of what I just said is true.