The Older I get the Less I Can Stand Teenagers!

I meant using correct English online. And obviously what I'm talking about are generalizations. Point is, there are generalizations for a reason, because they are, for the most part, true.

Other than the part about proper sentence construction.

Granted, it doesn't hold up for everybody, but I guarantee it's more true than it is not true.

If "it" is "people of all ages, especially non-teenagers, tossing terrible grammar, spelling, usage, sentence structure, bad arguments, leaps of logic, strained interpretations, misunderstandings of obvious facts and other unreadable blather all over SR.com, and then complaining about the spelling and grammar police," then you may well be safe on that guarantee.

Not that I mean to offend anyone with a generalization.