I think the turf had a bad game

I heard Turf was hanging out on Bourbon Street the night before the game.
One of my pals saw "it" eating and drinking all night.
I guess it thought it could just lay around all day Sunday, and still be effective.
Coach Payton needs to give it a curfew, just like the players.
I just hope it comes to play when we play the Bungels in a few weeks.