What's for lunch and Restaurant Reviews thread...

I went to McDonalds today and it was pretty mcgood. It was lunchtime and I was too lazy to prepare anything for myself, so I decided that a Big Mac was in order. I stood in line for about 3 minutes before mcgiving my order to the fat cashier. I immediately started wondering why McDonalds has fat cashiers, when Cane's right down the road has hot coeds. Cane's pays minimum mcwage, so why the difference? I definitely think that McDonalds needs to up their hiring standards. I want a perky 18 year old brunette repeating my order, and winking as she asks if I want ketchup. (I always say no, because I have some ketchup at home. Plus, Cane's sauce is better for fries anyway)

So after I got the Big Mac, I brought it back to my apartment. I hate eating in fast food restaurants. I always feel that if I stay in those buildings for longer than 7 minutes, I will never be able to get the mcsmell off of me for the rest of the day.

So, I unfurled my little wax papered Big Mac and commenced eating. The hot, salty fries mixed with my cold ketchup really was a mcparty in my mouth. I always eat the fries first.

Moving on to the Big Mac, which was prepared with a nice secret sauce in addition to some mclettuce and cheese, I was impressed with the quality of the sesame crusted bread. It really was a nice touch, which I will be sure to emulate in the future. I really need to get my hands on this secret sauce recipe, I assume it is based on mayonnaise? There is some relish in there, too. There is something else that I cannot put my finger on. Thousand Island dressing, perhaps. Mais, je ne sais pas.

All in all, I give it 5 out of 7 stars. It was a good lunch, and well worth the (pretty cheap) price of 5 bucks. Even if they did spit in your drink, you have the last laugh because you drink their spit. And that's kinda like you mcmaking out with them.