John Madden was calling a game a few years ago, when a player had his face mask twisted so that the face mask was on the side of his head. Madden said, " Man, he was Wuerffeled, well, actually, that's a half Wuerffel."
I usually complain about everything Madden has to say, but if he did say this it might be the greatest thing he ever said as an announcer. I'm used to "Well you have an offense and a defense and whoever scores the most points at the end of the day is going to win the game."