Peter King's Top 5 Michael Vick destinations (guess who is #1)

Attn all commentators and sports analysts ! Do not waste any more of your time or mine discussing Vick w/ New Orleans Saints franchise. This will not happen for several reasons.
1. Saints Fan Base would not stand for it. We have hated him since the day he put on his falclown uni.
2. Coach Payton has built a team of integrity and morals. Vick would not be a fit.
3. We have the #1 offense the past 2 seasons in the league. No need for Vick.
4. Drew Brees is our QB. Vick is looking to be a starter.
5. He is a relative of Aaron Brooks. That is as close as vick will ever get to New Orleans.