Pick your two teams to play in the BCS title game.

Lets look at this a little closer, shall we?

Florida - Percy Harvin was the heart and soul of that Gator team. They have lost their leader. Urban Myth runs the single wing spread option flea flicker and it'll never work in the SEC.
PROJECTION: Gaylord Music City Bowl

Texas - On their 5th string TE. Has any team ever won it all with a 5th string TE? Also, Colt McCoy has a pedostache. Unforgiveable.
PROJECTION: Emerald Bowl

Oklahoma: No defense. Of course, the Big XII doesn't play defense anyway so OU probably won't notice until they accidentally get voted into the BCS title game by a tiebreaker. But lightning won't strike twice.
PROJECTION: No bowl

USC: Starting a true freshmen at QB is a recipe for disaster. Plays in the Pac-10 and can't even get by Stanford. Overrated cheer girls.
PROJECTION: Rose Bowl

Alabama: I don't think a team has ever recovered from losing a franchise QB and franchise LT in one fell swoop. Saban too busy counting his money and teaching his thugs agent etiquette.
PROJECTION: CapitalOne Bowl

Ohio State: Slow.
PROJECTION: Rose Bowl

Virginia Tech: ACC Champ.

Penn State: Joe Paterno.

LSU: Most stacked team in the NCAA. Superior QB play, five man deep stable of gamebreaking RBs, explosive WRs, intangible TEs, feared DBs, hardhitting LBs, Les Miles, The Mad Hatter, Leslie, Let er Rip.
PROJECTION: BCS National Championship

Ole Miss

Oklahoma State

Cal

Georgia: between the hedges
PROJECTION: R+L Carrier New Orleans Bowl

Oregon: Ducks

Georgia Tech

Boise State

TCU

Utah

Florida State

North Carolina: This isn't basketball
PROJECTION: Michael Jordan

I think that about sums it up.