Auburn vs. West ****ing Virginia

MLU, I challenge you to a Tiger Duel. You bring your cache and I'll bring mine, and whoever is left standing after wards the longest wins.

October 24th, 2009 will unleash the Tiger War. We may win a win a close one or lose it in the same manner, but we're going to show up ready regardless of how close the final score ends up. That's how nasty our rivalry has gotten to most people.

If any of the approximately 90,000 crowd gets in our faces or in our way, don't expect us to pass by and pretend like it didn't happen. LSU/Auburn is a GD WAR. When we play, it's a war of attrition, and to that effect we'll lie, cheat, steal in the most insidious manner possible, all that matters is who wins. Don't be fooled by possible pretenses, if some coonass runs on that field towards one of our players, he will get his *** knocked into next week while security drags him kicking and screaming down to headquarters. Our games are not to be interfere by civilians in any way.

Capache Carlo
You forgot chop-blocking.