Sean Payton Show

Thanks Chadwick, you are the man. And the chick, who's married to a SR guy (right?) does a fine job.

Now, that being said, this show makes my skin crawl. I experienced a disconnect. I felt like someone had broken open 200 old school mercury thermometers and dumped the contents down my throat, and I must now be soaked in a heavy metal leaching solution to remove it from my blood.

IMHO, as head coach of an NFL team, it just looks wrong for Payton to be the "talent." You know, the cheesy host with the prepared script who has to stand with just the right TV posture in the right spot, make inane comments to his co-host, give that bogus TV smile and stare blankly into the camera every 10 seconds, etc etc etc. It's like he's playing a part, comes across phony.

Payton is defying the football gods here. A true NFL coach must appear on his show AS HIMSELF. You can't be all tight-lipped and all business at your press conference, then come on your show and act like Regis Philbin. You are there to POLITELY TOLERATE the host, not feed her segue-way banter! We want cliche's like "one game at a time" and "those mistakes are things we can clean up during the week," not "This is a little segment we call: Kids say the darndest things at the Dome."

I understand he probly wants to sharpen his TV skills so he can jump right in to become a commentator when he retires from coaching, but......jeez. Did I really write 4 paragraphs about the Sean Payton Show?