Prayer to St. Breesus
I don't know how the idea for this came to me, but here it goes:
Our Breesus, who art in the Dome,
Hallowed by thy name.
Thy ring will come.
Thy will be done,
On turf as it is on sod.
Give us this day 3-4 TDs.
And forgive us for our cheers,
As the offense works down the field.
And lead us into the Super Bowl,
But deliver us from defeat.
For thine are the records,
the Saints, and the Lombardi,
for ever and ever.
Amen.