Saints fullback Heath Evans blog - 09/23

Why are one you locals not going over and cutting the mans yard? God lord what if he tripped over a crayfish mound and injured himself. Don't tell me Drew is actually doing chores. My God people have you not watched "For Love of the Game?" At the very lest have someone from the practice squad doing this stuff.

I must admit that after reading two(all?)of his blog entries, his comments about the cost and general burden of lawncare have me curious. Indeed, is this an appeal to one or more (over) zealous fans to "pitch in"? Is it some sort of passive-aggressive commentary on his current contract? Does he just want a fan to pick up a round at Visions (Where the locals go!)? His highly suspect contention that lawncare is more expensive in Metairie than in New England (presumably MA) suggests, to me, anyway, that he has ulterior motives for mentioning his lawncare travails. On the other hand, perhaps while playing for New England, his residence was a trailer in the stadium parking lot, a la Jim Rockford....or a houseboat on the Cape, a la Quincy. He has two TDs already, so I'm hoping it was the houseboat deal. Your thoughts?