Bad Joke Thread

I have a penchant for collecting bad jokes. Not particularly obscene, just bad. Groan inducing, Swig 'o whisky down the wrong pipe muy malo. Some are even funny.

And I'm always looking for additions.

This thread has a 2 joke minimum.

Line up people. Heads up, back straight, thumbs down the seams, feet at a 45 degree angle.

Deep breath.

Now speak.


What do call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what ya call him, it ain't coming.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take him for a drag.

I kill me.

Next?