Jesus, you're not conservative enough

I like to think Jesus has amazing super powers. He can build 500 houses in ninth ward all by self, catch all fish in ocean without changing his bait and then just for fun read the Bible in 5 seconds. Oh ya and he can fly too.

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

- Cal Naughton, Jr.