Kids are like midgets you can't give booze too. I just don't see the attraction. To each his own, I guess. I'd rather hang out with the drunk midget myself.
I've met a few drunk midgets in the French Quarter during my early college days. No thanks.
Although I will say that when they suddenly puke in the middle of the street, in the middle of a sentence, there's a whole lot less mess to avoid than from a tall person.