I don't like this one bit. We're monetizing the VG board.
Nothing good is going to come out of this.
The Mongoose smells change in these winds (not nickels and dimes). The wise oracle from the southern lands once warned the mongoose of winds such as these. The mongoose has met the oracle numerous times, passing his castle which sits strategically near the cave of the cobras. After mead and porridge one evening, the oracle had indigestion. Through the burps and hiccups, the mongoose could detect the following phrase of wisdom:
don't try to monetize the vg board, else the 17th seal will open, loosing a fierce gas as though from WDQ's anus, and the lands will be consumed with (what amounts to) minor deterioration.