Marques Colston nickname?

Catchy McPassgrabber

Henderson: "Third and eight from the Steeler 22. Brees play action to Bush...forced from the pocket..throws toward the endzone...CAUGHT!...Caught by Catchy McPassgrabber for the Touchdown"

Hokie: "Holy mackerel, nobody want to thump a free melon but this Catchy McPassgrabber is GOOOOOD. And now lets go down to Kenny Wilkerson for an Abita Springs sidline report...Kenny? Whatchew got?"

KW: "well, Hoke..Catchy McPassgrabber went up REALLLLY high to get the ball and came down on feet....but his feet look ok...he's shaking his feet...yes, they are OK!"

This can't go without at least another mention. I thought this was hilarious, especially when doing the voices and acting the scene out in my head. Good stuff.

On the downside, I had to kill a kitten to give you your props. I'm more of a dog person anyways I guess.