Let's face it, if Christina Hendricks had an A cup, this wouldn't even be a competition, because no one would know who the hell she is. But instead, she has a bra likely constructed from bunjee chords and all of a sudden I'm supposed to think she is more than just ok? Oh what sexy wonders must await when you take the bra off of that gorgeous vampire. Besides she has armpit cleavage, and my penis has epicurean tastes.
In 5 years this Hendricks chick is going to need a hoveround.
