Megan Fox or Christina Hendricks?

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I didn't watch the whole thing, but you have to love the first ten seconds of this video. I'm guessing the thought process is more or less:

Scuzzy looking dude: "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....OMG...."
Christina: "Hi....oh God, please don't touch me....ha! not in your wildest dreams."