Lip tattoo line up

I guess Earth Crisis and Skullface Man are trust funders or something? There's no way you can get that **** tattooed on your face and think you're ever going to land a regular job. Yeah, yeah, people are so superficial in this country.

You could use temporary tattoos for the police lineup, but the victim might be suspicious about all the "You're A Super Kid!", shooting stars, and Backyardigans lip tatts.